My period's a week late now I say and so I bought a pregnancy test last night and just used it.
And? he says. I'm pregnant! incredulous.
WHAT?! you CAN'T be!!
Well, I am... it only takes once, you know...
I can't tease for too long and after waiting a couple of long seconds lean in and whisper April Fool's...
fast forward to the afternoon, I'm sitting down reliving this scene in my head, smirking slightly
and it hits me
why I CAN'T be pregnant
because my husband has had that very special medical procedure given to Daddies Who Are Finished Having Children.
Who's the Fool now??