I belong to a freecycle network, and was briefly perusing the listed items a couple of days ago: "offer: two jars of instant coffee, opened".

Really?! No... really? Seriously... come on...

I mean, I'm all for redirecting stuff away from the landfill 'n all... but you mean to tell me that you're that on top of your foodstuff inventory? And you have time in your life to give to making sure two jars of instant coffee don't get composted & recycled but instead go to a new home??

Impressive.